Pop

This is weirdly satifying.

POP

Too much

It's just too much cute. I can't handle it.

Jobs

I just wrote five cover letters. They suck. I just want a job. Is it that hard? I like short sentences. Someone give me a job. I'm not qualified for anything. Oh well. Bum-ness it is.

I want a job please
I guess I have to grow up
Not ready for that

Job angst haiku. I win.

Happy note: I'm getting paid to write these cover letters, this blog, countless emails, and balance my checkbook. I win for having the cushiest college job ever.

Dolphins

This is the reason why I know I'm going straight to hell (well one reason among many):

A 30-year-old dolphin at Sea World has died after colliding with another dolphin while performing aerial tricks, the Orlando, Florida, amusement park said Monday.

"This is an unfortunate, random incident," Bides said in a written statement.
"While it is not unusual to have two animals performing aerial behaviors at the same time, we are reviewing the situation to ensure even such a random incident does not occur again."

I laughed when I read this. I'm kind of a horrible person. I just liked how they called it random like three times. Plus the dolphin's name was sharky and the one it ran into was named Tyler. Thats just funny. Sharky beat Tyler. Anyone? Bueller?

To the best of my knowledge this picture does not feature Sharky or Tyler.

TULIPS

My big adventure for the weekend? Tulips, lots and lots of tulips. Well in all honesty there were also daffodils. They were pretty too, but kinda dead. Apparently we missed the prime of the daffodils. The tulips were part of my "secret date" which is meant like the destination was secret, not the fact that we were on date. At least I think so ... crap. In any case, this was my last weekend with said boy being that he leaves for stupid Alaska until September. Who likes Alaska anyway? OK, here are a couple pictures of the insane amounts of flowers that I saw. You should be horrible impressed.

Yes the first picture is of a tiny cute little Asian boy running around in the flowers, the second is one of my artsy attempts at my favorite purple ones, and the last is of these two really hot people we saw walking around.

happy

This makes me happy, around one minute it gets really good:

contacts

I forgot the most amazing feeling in the world until yesterday morning at about 6:30. You guessed it, opening and then jamming into your eye, a new pair of contacts. I'm a cheap cheap lady so I wait a long time between opening new packs. I write down the date in my planner so that I won't open a new one too early and theoretically waste money. The last couple days I have not been able to see. It was painful putting them in, and I rushed home in the afternoons so that I could put on my glasses. But then, yesterday, yesterday morning, I bucked up and for the first time in eight long weeks, merely four weeks after I should have, and I opened a new pair of contacts. I can't even feel them! So much so that I fell asleep with them in, don't worry, I could feel them after that. So there you have it. If you ever want to really cheer me up, open me a new pair of contacts, it's quite possibly the best feeling in the world. (But don't open me a pair of MY contacts because thats just a waste ... and you don't know the date that I wrote in my planner!)