old settlers

Old Settlers was a shit show. Now normally if I got invited to an "adult dance" held in a barn at a founder's day type festival, I would be a little skeptical that a good time was going to be had. The moment I walked up, the local policeman checked my ID, which I thought was very official for Ferndale. Upon walking in I find out that drink tickets are $3.00 and that includes mixed drinks. Thank you Old Settlers. My first drink was a little less than half vodka and then some cran. As the night went on and the bartender ladies got more drunk, the drinks got stronger. My last drink was barely red they put so much vodka and so little cranberry in it. Those were my type of ladies. After we cruised the dance and nothing super exciting was going on, we headed to the mainstreet bar where a sweet oldies cover band was playing with a HOT bassist. I tried to make eyes at him, I'm sure it failed miserably seeing that I was 5 vodka crans into the night. Old guys grinded on us and then said, "I like the way you swing" hahahaha ew. All and all it was a good time, I had a lot of fun, and a lot of drinks for not too much money. Oh Old Settlers, what a shit show.