Anniversary

I'm very happy to announce my me and my little biscotti just celebrated one full year of our fake relationship. Last St. Patty's day, my dear little Scotty-Too-Hottie insisted on introducing me to all his friends at the bar as his girlfriend, thus began the best fake relationship I have ever been in. Yes there have been rough times, we had a couple nasty fights about counter tops, and there was some cheating ... but still strong as ever! Here is a picture of the night it all started.

bush

CALGARY, Alberta - Former President George W. Bush said on Tuesday that he won't criticize Barack Obama because the new U.S. president "deserves my silence," and said he plans to write a book about the 12 toughest decisions he made in office.

Bush declined to critique the Obama administration in his first speech since leaving office in January. Former Vice President Dick Cheney has said that Obama's decisions threatened America's safety.

"I'm not going to spend my time criticizing him. There are plenty of critics in the arena," Bush said. "He deserves my silence."

Bye bye PI

What a sad day for Seattle! The PI is moving to a web-only version and tomorrow is the last print! Here is an article that I found at msn. Even msn is carrying this!

SEATTLE - The Seattle Post-Intelligencer, which has chronicled the news of the city since logs slid down its steep streets to the harbor and miners caroused in its bars before heading north to Alaska’s gold fields, will print its final edition Tuesday.

Hearst Corp., which owns the 146-year-old P-I, said Monday that it failed to find a buyer for the newspaper, which it put up for a 60-day sale in January after years of losing money. Now the P-I will shift entirely to the Web.

“Tonight will be the final run, so let’s do it right,” publisher Roger Oglesby told the newsroom.

falls

Some people are just crazy.

A man went over Niagara Falls and survived Wednesday afternoon, one of the few people to ever survive the plunge unprotected, authorities said.

The man did not aid in his rescue, officials said, though it was not immediately clear whether he was physically unable to or he did not want to do so.

Niagara Falls Fire Capt. Dave Belme said the man was not wearing any clothes when he was rescued, but he added that it's not unexpected for a person to lose things while being washed down the falls.

MY theory, trying to kill himself. Why be so selfish though as to make those poor (probably hot) rescuers get to naked!?!? Shrinkage ...

Seduction Advice

In Detroit it only takes a dollar, a case of beer, a gram of coke, and a whip. Hello motor city, my name is Diana!

I hate money

I got my very first overdraft on my checking account today. It made me supremely sad because I pride myself on being very aware of my finances. Although I may not have many dollars I keep good track of the few I have! Well sadly I purchased some McDonald's for my friends recently and didn't write the freaking charge in my register. So many lessons:

Don't buy friends McDonald's when you're drunk!
Don't eat McDonald's is gross and bad for you!
Register your freaking checkbook!

Ugh, I'm covered in disgust over this.

COVERED!

d'bags

Cats are such douche bags sometimes



seriously though, I want a kitty so bad!