I'm very happy to announce my me and my little biscotti just celebrated one full year of our fake relationship. Last St. Patty's day, my dear little Scotty-Too-Hottie insisted on introducing me to all his friends at the bar as his girlfriend, thus began the best fake relationship I have ever been in. Yes there have been rough times, we had a couple nasty fights about counter tops, and there was some cheating ... but still strong as ever! Here is a picture of the night it all started.
