and!

Also this:

(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt

Genius

I just found the most amazing website ever. It's called texts from last night and it is hilarious.

People can go on and post funny texts from the previous night or whatever. The number at the front is the area code of the sender, I'm desperately seeking a 509 or 360.

Here is just a little sample:

(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
(973): Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
(859): Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

and a little local flavor:
(206): Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

Could be a borderline new obsession.

Baby Mama

I may be pregnant.

OK, no I might not actually be pregnant, but let's review all the obvious signs that I am displaying:

1. I threw up yesterday for pretty much no reason. Just out of the blue I threw up. That's gross.
2. I can't shove enough Spanish olives in my mouth. I hate olives and all I freaking want to eat right now is Spanish olives.
3. I can't stop re-arranging and sprucing my apartment. I bought a reed diffuser yesterday. A REED DIFFUSER! Hello nesting, by name is Diana ... mother-to-be.
4. OK that's actually it.

So, start brainstorming baby names kids ...

God I forgot about this

About say three years ago, this was one of my favorite videos. Ahh the summer of '06 at the PKO: